This is the face you make when you realize you just dropped the F-bomb on live TV.

This is the face you make when you realize you just dropped the F-bomb on live TV.

“Leno Monologue”

I was originally going to film this as a part of Leno Week but I wasn’t happy with the outcome and was running short on time so I’ll share the partial script I had written:

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Good Evening ladies and gentleman it’s great to be in Los Angeles. Beautiful weather, beautiful people. As you know, I’ve been off the air for a couple months getting the show ready and I promise you we’re going to have a great time.
Did you about this guy Joe Wilson? Apparently he yelled “You Lie!” during the President’s speech to Congress about health care. Not a lot of people are happy about it, saying he disrespected the President. Well, get this … evidently EVERYONE heard him wrong. You know what Wilson said he meant to say “You Fly!” Like, you’re a cool guy. He was just giving him props. Is that what the kids call it? Props?
Headlines anyone?
Look at this. Normal looking story. Baby Robs Grocery Store. Seems simple enough. Look under the caption. They spelled baby, b-a-y-b-e-e. They spelled baby wrong! I guess the editor had the day off with the way the economy is.

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A cross between Deadshot and Doom Patrol’s Negative Man. He’s also part octopus and likes to dress like a gentleman.

A cross between Deadshot and Doom Patrol’s Negative Man. He’s also part octopus and likes to dress like a gentleman.

If Mr. Lemon Head discovered steampunk.

If Mr. Lemon Head discovered steampunk.

A.G. Freed riding a lion bare-chested into battle.

A.G. Freed riding a lion bare-chested into battle.

A.G. Freed fights off The Instrument.

A.G. Freed fights off The Instrument.

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